*things that bug the poop out of me*
*things that make me so happy i could pee*
(potty talk still makes me laugh, OK?)
k here we go:
Things that Bug the Poop Out of Me:
1: loud chewing. I want to throw up when I hear people
chewing their food. Really any noises that come from the head. Chewing,
sniffing, snorting, hacking, smacking...and the like.....2: being hot while getting ready in the morning. I FREAK
out in the summer when I'm trying to get dressed and my hair is sticking to my
face, or my clothes stick to me when i'm trying to get dressed...kinda like when you
have just put lotion on and you try and put on jeans. i HATE
that!....3: waking up twenty minutes before your alarm is going to
go off and having no choice but to get out of bed because otherwise you will pee
your pants.....4: bending over with your purse on your shoulder and it
flopping down and hitting you in the head and taking all your hair with it. Then
standing up and looking like you just ran a marathon, sweating and panting and
hair all stuck to your lip gloss.....5: getting home from the grocery store and realizing you
forgot to buy the one thing you went to pick up.....6: fake English accents. AAH!....7: going to the bathroom at a restaurant or store, and
washing your hands, leaning up against the counter and having a huge water spot
right on your crotch so it looks like you didn't make it to the potty in
time.....8: people giving you a hard time about not hanging out with
them enough when they never call you or make an effort either...they are just
mad because you don't spend your whole life thinking about them. That bugs
me.♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Okay i think that's enough for the day. Now on to things that make me smile no matter whats going on.
1: babies laughing and head bobbing.
2: frozen yogurt.....3: talking in funny voices with Ben in the
car.....4: walking into a clean house.....5: being able to find both shoes right when i need
them.....6: getting to the gym at 5:04pm and there actually being a
treadmill open with a little light from heaven shining down on it just for
me.....7: making dinner and hearing Ben audibly applaud it with oooos and aaaws with his mouth
full.....8: A tried puppy dog laying on my lap.....9: kissing my hubby. (aaaaw)....10: hand sanitizer.....11: freshly shaved legs. (once in a blue
moon)....12: my hair stylist Bekah's head massages with tea tree oil. instant relaxation.....13: a whole night of fun and mischief with my bestie, Miss Annalore.♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
So, i hope you're not depressed from reading about all the things that bug me. Now that i think of it, its probably a little silly to think you want to know all that. But maybe you can relate to either the pet peeves or the happy things?
Have a great Thursday!
One more day and its Friday!